Lyrics:

Walter
Never graduated,
Ever.
Wendy,
Did he ever ask her?
Did he?

Carlos, Walter, Wendy, Stanley
Carlos, Walter, Wendy, Stanley

Wendy
Was the operator.
Later
Delia
Said she wasn't proper,
Clocked her.

Carlos, Walter, Wendy, Stanley
Carlos, Walter, Wendy, Stanley

I went to her degree show
And she says I have it heavy.
The show was a disaster
It was heavy, heavy, heavy.

I went to her degree show
And she says I have it heavy.
The show was a disaster
It was heavy, heavy, heavy.

Walter
Never graduated,
Ever.
Wendy,
Did he ever ask her?
Did he?

Wendy
Was the operator.
Later
Delia
Said she wasn't proper,
Clocked her.

Carlos, Walter, Wendy, Stanley
Carlos, Walter, Wendy, Stanley

I went to her degree show
And she says I have it heavy.
The show was a disaster
It was heavy, heavy, heavy.

I went to her degree show
And she says I have it heavy.
The show was a disaster
It was heavy, heavy, heavy.

I went to her degree show
And she says I have it heavy.
The show was a disaster
It was heavy, heavy, heavy.

I went to her degree show
And she says I have it heavy.
The show was a disaster
It was heavy, heavy, heavy.