Lyrics:

I Took You Down To A River Side
with A Picnic Basket And A Box Of Wine.
you Said, 'my Love, This Ain't No Fun.
treat Me Like A Lady, Not A Simpleton.'

well I Tried, I Tried,
to Keep You Satisfied.
give My Heart, But You Don't Seem To Care.
some Day You May Find
a Rich Man Who Will Buy
a Golden Comb To Tame Your Wild Hair.

went To Town,
and I Thought We Might
have A Quiet Stroll Under Street Lights.
you Said, 'my Love, This Ain't No Good.
you're As Romantic As A Knot On Wood.'

well I Tried, And I Tried,
to Keep You Satisfied.
give My Heart, But You Don't Seem To Care.
some Day You May Find
a Rich Man Who Will Buy
a Golden Comb To Tame Your Wild Hair.

keep Your Ribbons Tied,
straighten Up Your Bows.

keep Your Head Held High,
powder On Your Nose.

well I Tried, And I Tried,
to Keep You Satisfied.
give My Heart, But You Don't Seem To Care.
some Day You May Find
a Rich Man Who Will Buy
a Golden Comb To Tame Your Wild Hair.
a Golden Comb To Tame Your Wild Hair!