Lyrics:

If you lead a lonely lonely life - you gotta be aware!
And if you been constantly asking why - you gotta be aware!
Cause you got nothing to say, God knows you got nothing to say
I'm on the phone for much too long, dial happiness today!

If you got an all consuming need - you gotta be aware!
And if you got heart or lung disease - you gotta be aware!
Cause you got bills to pay, God knows you got bills to pay
Pick up the phone, the telephone, dial happiness today!

You want to live a life great, - you gotta be aware!

I got a thousand answers, one's gotta be right
Give me a thousand chances and I'll get it right

And if you're fed up with all the lies - you gotta be aware!
Then I'll give you all the whens and whys - you gotta be aware!
Cause you got nothing to say, God knows you got nothing to say
I'm on the phone for much too long, dial happiness today!

You want to live a life great, - you gotta be aware!

I got a thousand answers, one's gotta be right
Give me a thousand chances and I'll get it right
I got a thousand answers, one's gotta be right
Give me a thousand chances and I'll get it right
I got a thousand answers, one's gotta be right
I got a million answers, one's gotta be right
I got a gazillion answers, one's gotta be right