Lyrics:

I got a blue and red Adidas bag and a humongous binder
I'm trying my best not to look like a minor niner
Went out for the football team to prove that I'm a man
I guess I shouldn't tell 'em that I like Duran Duran

This is me in Grade 9, baby
This is me in Grade 9 (this is me in grade 9)
This is me in Grade 9, baby
This is me in Grade 9

If I had a million dollars (well if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house (well I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (well if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (well if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-car (a nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your lov?

And if I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
And if I had a million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
And if I had a million dollars
Maybe w? could put that little tiny fridge in there somewhere

Little tiny fridge, and maybe I could direct that old lady out there
Oh, the Briar Street Theatre? It's right up that ladder, lady
Welcome to the Briar Street Theatre, have a Fruit Roll-up
Aren't you gonna eat it? Oh for Christ's sake!

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet (yup, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Davidson's remains (ooh all them green and grey hair, remains and bones)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

And if I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
And if I had a million dollars
We'd take a limousine 'cuz it costs more
And if I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner, but we would!

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)

And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
And if I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
Thank you very much! Thank you