Lyrics:

Deacon Jones he was a fuckin' fool
Fucked his teacher on the first day of school

Deacon Jones Deacon Jones
Deacon Jones Deacon Jones

Jumped outta the window with his dick in his hand
Excuse me teacher I'm a hoe hard man

Deacon Jones Deacon Jones
Deacon Jones Deacon Jones

Fucked everything upon this land

Deacon Jones Deacon Jones
Deacon Jones Deacon Jones

Lined up a hundred women against the wall
Bet a hundred dollars he could fuck them all

Deacon Jones Deacon Jones
Deacon Jones Deacon Jones

Fucked ninety-eight then his dick turned blue
Jacked off for a while and fucked the other two

Deacon Jones Deacon Jones
Deacon Jones Deacon Jones

Died and he went to hell
Fucked the devil and his wife as well

Deacon Jones Deacon Jones
Deacon Jones Deacon Jones

Up jumped a little devil against the wall
Let's get out before he fucks us all

Deacon Jones Deacon Jones
Deacon Jones Deacon Jones

Looked at me and he looked at you
Better watch he's gonna fuck you, too

Deacon Jones Deacon Jones
Deacon Jones Deacon Jones