Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
What the world wants, the world gets
And I was born into these Internets
So who better to break it all down and keep the science flowing
Got to focus trinket for bringing it back from the brink
Got to change the game's groupthink
And show them all how to live like this
Fly the 'Nerd Life' tat - one time for the kids at home on YouTube
See a spammer lose manner; get rude
But show these fools my aptitude
I'm cool as a cucum', riding on the bass drum when it pop
And I protect and serve these nerds; RoboCop

[Verse 2]
Listen to the lyrics how they glisten
I'm accomplishing my mission
It is I, the fly spamtec soldier -- nerd with a modem
Like a shaman and his totem
Gotta buff 'er, lock and load 'em
I'm held to a higher standard, the starship commander
I damage opponents: critical
Nerd life, I said it
Go against that and you will regret it
Upvote me twice on Reddit
I'm the first nerd who prolly said it
And I did it all myself
Listen to the old stuff, up ye health
I did it for the Nerdy Southern
Did it for the DGs that I govern

[Hook]
It's an Adventure of Link
I link these worlds with my words
Unifying the universe
For all of my nerds
Teaching nerds in their teens
How to hack on machines
And teaching nerds in their twenties
How to follow their dreams
Teaching nerds in their thirties
To keep pushing; don't worry
Cause the nerds in their forties
Are still grinding with whodis
Since some nerds in their fifties screwed back in '82
This link will never die as long as I'm here with you

[Verse 3]
Five years ago, I dropped an album and now
I can go almost anywhere in the world and draw a crowd
Beam songs through the clouds, they travel for miles
Resonate off the walls of space
Visual Basic can't track this killer with a GUI interface
Cause I possess too much skill
Natural 20s on my highlight reel
I'm Tyson, more like Neil
With the astrophysics sex appeal
Gotta stitch in time for nine bills
So I spam nine sites with them online pills
Communicate that I got the right deals
The offer convert like value meals

[Verse 4]
To my detriment, I got picked on
When I was a kid, now it's on
And I tell my fans I got plans to stick it The Man, so flip your chips on
Engage CP-unit, overclock and finely tune it
Unleash the wrath of full path disclosure and hit the doja
Hit the books and hit on the chicks if they got good looks
Hits on my site cause I got hit hooks
All about the 'nerd life, word life' crooks
Digital Gangster members, I thank ya
Without you, fame would be a stranger
Now I can put these mic's in danger
Not the DJ, but the HID exchanger

[Hook x2]