Lyrics:

Doing things that are bad for my body
Doing things that are bad for my health
Doing things that are bad for my future
'Cause I can't help myself

Doing things that are bad for my body
Doing things that are bad for my wealth
Doing things that are bad for my credit
'Cause I can't help myself

If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
Mother, if you only knew
But Mother dear, you did it too

Doing things that are bad for my body
Doing things that are bad for my health
Doing things that are bad for my future
'Cause I can't help myself

Doing things that are bad for my image
Doing things that are bad for my rep
Doing bad for my permanent record
'Cause I can't help myself

If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
Mother, if you only knew
But Mother dear, you did it too

If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
Mother, if you only knew
But Mother dear, you did it too