Lyrics:

I have a friend that's gone and joined some crazy new religion
He's so caught up that he don't know which way is up
You know the saying that there no saint like a former sinner
Well he's evangelizing everyone he meets
Including me

I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
I hope it makes you, feel real good
I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
Even then you better, knock on wood
Yeah you better just, knock on wood

Another girl I know loves hanging with cosmetic sugeons
She's on a first name basis with a cutting edge
(Ah Ah Ah) Now she's adicted to the thrill of multiple precedures
(Ah Ah Ah) looks in the mirror and she doesn't see herself
But there's no one else

I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
I hope it makes you feel real good
I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
Even then you better, knock on wood
I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
I hope it makes you feel real good
I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
Even then you better, knock on wood
I'm telling you, knock on wood

My neighbours getting into transindental meditation
He's found the inner piece that many of us seek
(Ah Ah Ah) But I'm not cut out for that life of quiet contemplation
(Ah Ah Ah) 'cause when I naval gaze I only turn up lindt

Well it makes you think

I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
I hope it makes you feel real good
I hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
Even then you better, knock on wood
Hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
Well I hope you feel real good
Hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
Even then you better, knock on wood
I want you to, knock on wood
Just let me be, understood
I wanna be, understood

Can I get a witness (can I get a witness)
Can I get a witness (can I get a witness)
Witness, witness (witness, witness)
Witness, witness (witness, witness)
Can, I get a witness (can, I get a witness)
Can I get a witness (can I get a witness)
Can I get a, witness, witness yeah, witness yeah
Hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
I hope it makes you feel real good
Hope it makes you happy (hope it makes you happy)
Even then you better, knock on wood
Hope it makes you happy, happy
I want you to, I want you to, be happy
Are you happy? I hope you're happy