Lyrics:

Scott
from The Day He Was Born
he Was Trouble.
he Was The Thorn
in His Mother's Side.
she Tried In Vain

narrator
...but He Never Caused Her Nothing
but Shame.

scott
he Left Home The Day She Died.

from The Day She Was Gone
all He Wanted
was Rock 'n' Roll Porn
und A Motorbike.
shooting Up Junk...

narrator
he Was A Low Down Cheap Little Punk!

scott
taking Everyone For A Ride.

all
when Eddie Said He Didn't Like His Teddy
you Knew He Was A No-Good Kid.
but When He Threatened Your Life With A Switch-Blade Knife

frank
what A Guy!

janet
makes You Cry.

scott
und I Did.

columbia
everybody Shoved Him.
i Very Nearly Loved Him.
i Said, Hey, Listen To Me;
stay Sane Inside Insanity!
but He Locked The Door And Threw Away The Key.

scott
but He Must Have Been Drawn
into Something,
making Him Warn
me In A Note Which Reads...

all
what's It Say What's It Say

eddie
i'm Out Of My Head.
oh, Hurry, Or I May Be Dead.
they Mustn't Carry Out Their Evil Deeds. (Scream)

all
when Eddie Said He Didn't Like His Teddy
you Knew He Was A No-Good Kid.
but When He Threatened Your Life With A Switch-Blade Knife

frank
what A Guy!

janet
makes You Cry.

scott
und I Did.

all
when Eddie Said He Didn't Like His Teddy
you Knew He Was A No-Good Kid.
but When He Threatened Your Life
with A Switch-Blade Knife

frank
what A Guy! (Whoa, Oh, Oh.)

janet
makes You Cry. (Hey, Hey, Hey.)

scott
und I Did. (I Did)