Lyrics:

How the hell does that guy do it?
It's impossible, because the trolley's down here
Like, down here
You can't get back
You gotta look
How are you supposed to pick up chicks
If you gotta look at what you're doing?
It's impossible
See? It can't be done
No human being can play that
It's gotta be, like, two midgets
Or somethin'