Lyrics:

Matt: How the hell does that guy do it? It's impossible because the trolley's down here; like down here?
Matt: You can't get back, you gotta look.
Matt: How are you supposed to pick up chicks if you gotta look at what you're doing? Watch.
Matt: See? It can't be done. No human being can play that; it's gotta be like two midgets. Or something.