Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Come with me
You have to see
The ugly one-eyed girl
She'll kiss for free
She's so ugly
She's screwed the whole wide world

Her name is she
She winks at me
She sleeps with boys and girls
Come with me
Get her for free
Get caught by the one-eyed girl

[Chorus]
Trust me
I guarantee she'll kiss you back, see
I'll put your head into her lap
I guarantee she'll kiss you back, see
I'll put you right into her trap
I'm mean like that

[Verse 2]
Stupid boy
She's not a toy
Or an ugly barbie doll
So take your fingers
Out from your pocket
And wrap the one-eyed girl

Her eye is red
But her legs are wide
Come see the one-eyed girl
Her grip's tight
But her teeth are tied
You're gonna kill the one-eyed girl

[Chorus]
Touch me
I guarantee I'll kiss you back, please
I'll put your head into my lap
I guarantee I'll kiss you back, please?
I'll put your head into my trap

[Bridge]
Stupid boy
I'm not a toy
Are you?
Every time
I see your eyes
I wonder why you
Come with me
To get her for free
Are you?
She'll kiss for free
She's so ugly

[Chorus]
Trust me
I guarantee she'll kiss you back, please
I'll put your head into her lap
I guarantee she'll kiss you back, please
I'll put you right into her trap

[Outro]
She walks on by
With her [?] open wide
There she [cries?]
Wave goodbye
You, one-eyed girl
Come with me
You'll have to see
The [original?] one-eyed girl
She'll kiss for free
She's so ugly
She's screwed the whole wide world
Come with me
You'll have to see
The ugly one-eyed girl
She'll kiss for free
She'll kiss for free
She's so ugly