Lyrics:

Old-school
Hollywood
Baseball
Old-school Hollywood baseball!

Tony Danza cuts in line
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Standing in the sun, I'm wasting my time
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood

Old-school Hollywood baseball
Jack Gilardi is ten feet tall
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Me and Frankie Avalon

Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood

Hey, man, don't you touch my belt
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Standing in the sun, I'm about to melt
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood

Old-school Hollywood baseball
Jack Gilardi is ten feet tall
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Me and Frankie Avalon

Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood

Old-school Hollywood baseball
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Old-school Hollywood baseball

Old-school Hollywood baseball
Jack Gilardi is ten feet tall
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Me and Frankie Avalon

Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood