Lyrics:

(One, Two, Three, Four)

You're on the train, it's all the same
You're looking out the window pane
And then amongst the gray and rain
You smell her cookin'.
But then you see a foot, a leg
You scramble like a scrambled egg
You wanna weep, you wanna beg
She lookin' good!

She dropped her lipstick on the floor
It rolled along the corridor
She headin' for the bathroom door
You follow blindly.
You knock upon the pearly gate
Before you know it, it's too late
You took the apple and you ate
A big ol' bite!

Lucky you, lucky you
Lucky you that she never knew.
Lucky you, lucky you
(Lucky you that she never knew)

She said her name was Bella Belle
(Soft and smooth like caramel)
Stop and think 'bout what you got,
The girl is trouble, can you tell?
Oh, her name is Bella Belle,
And one by one the boys all yell
(Let me be ya fella 'cause you're looking mighty swell, Belle)


Your wife is sweet enough to eat
You have a fetish for her feet
Without her you are incomplete
You love her dearly.
But now at home, she's all alone
She never nags, she never moans
She say you are her precious stone
She shine up nice!

You married under the apple tree
And true you knew you wanna be
But now it's only plain to see
You feel so guilty.
You wish you could resign away
And find a way to hurt her when
You know the lie will run away
And strangle you.

Lucky you, lucky you
Lucky you that she never knew.
Lucky you, lucky you
(Lucky you that she never knew)