Lyrics:

I guess it all blew up in Missoula There just was no other way After months of going crazy There was nothing left to say But when the dust had finally settled And the air had quickly cleared Things were better off than I had feared And I miss you so badly Girl I love you madly Feelin' so sad now since I been gone Gone, gone And it gets quite confusin' It seems that I'm loosin' track of the long days since I been home Were stayin' in a Holiday Inn full of surgeons I guess they meet there once a year They exchange physician stories And get drunk on Tuborg beer Then they're off to catch a stripper With their eyes glued to her G But I don't think that I would ever let them cut on me And I miss you so badly Girl I love you madly I think I been had though, for stayin so long Long, long And I'm just watchin' the Gong show Waitin' for Zorro Loosin' the long day since I been home I got a head of full of feelin' higher And an ear full of Patsy Cline There is just no one who can touch her Hell I'll hang on every line Oh crazy how things happen It's incredible but true Oh the longer I'm gone the closer I feel to you And I miss you so badly Girl I love you madly I'm feelin' so glad just to be headin' home Home, home And I been battling hotel maids Chewin' on Rolaids Countin' the hours `til I get home Oh I been counting the hours `til I get home