Throughout history mankind has been plagued with triangles A there's the eternal triangle The isosceles triangle And the schrons flippus ( That's the one! yeah)
However this song is about a friend of mine Who bought an automobile Dollar down and a dollar a week And everytime he turned the wheel Dollar down and a dollar a week He got a credit card for that new machine Dollar down and a dollar a week And he kept it full of gasoline Dollar down and a dollar a week
Just a dollar down and a dollar a week You can get all the things you seek For a dollar down and a dollar a week
Well he went speeding on down the road And kissing his gal upon her cheek They took him to jail but he put up bail Dollar down and a dollar a week The judge did fine him fifty bucks And asked if he would like to speak He said, 'Judge if I may, I'd like to pay' Dollar down and a dollar a week
Just a dollar down and a dollar a week You can get all the things you seek For a dollar down and a dollar a week
When he got out, he married that gal Dollar down and a dollar a week He bought a wedding ring that was pretty cheap Dollar down and a dollar a week Refridgerator and a washing machine Dollar down and a dollar a week And the food stayed cold and the clothes stayed clean Dollar down and a dollar a week
Just a dollar down and a dollar a week You can get all the things you seek For a dollar down and a dollar a week
They got themselves a little home Dollar down and a dollar a week With a second mortgage and a pretty good loan Dollar down and a dollar a week He said to his wife, 'It's a pretty good life' Dollar down and a dollar a week And she said, 'Honey we don't need much money' Dollar down and a dollar a week
Just a dollar down and a dollar a week You can get all the things you seek For a dollar down and a dollar a week
But six little kids did soon arrive Dollar down and a dollar a week He had so many worries that he could not sleep Dollar down and a dollar a week As their debts began to mount They added them up apon a sheet They said with tears, 'We'll take a thousand years at a' Dollar down and a dollar a week
Just a dollar down and a dollar a week You can get all the things you seek For a dollar down And a dollar a week