Lyrics:

Now now now I'm just a boy I watch too much TV Nobody knows, nobody knows Casper the Ghost is so friendly Nobody knows, nobody knows Sitting in my living room With nothing else to do I think I'm going blind Just like Mr. Magoo I know every single ending Of every Scooby Doo Now (Chorus) Turn off the idiot box It's a disease just like the Chicken Pox Turn off the idiot box Now Find yourself a partner Turn on the television And let it control your mind Friends, Romans, countrymen, I've got something to say Nobody knows, nobody knows Get up off the couch Get up go out and play Nobody knows, Nobody knows (Chorus) Children I want to warn 'ya 'Cuz I've been to California Where Mickey Mouse is a demon Turn it off If you are able Nobody knows, nobody knows Take a pair of scissors And cut off that cable Nobody knows, Nobody knows (Chorus)