Lyrics:

I
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I
tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find a dog
and his ass

We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur!
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found a dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister!
...It's a Mexican pirate.

We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass...

Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog!

Fuck you!