Lyrics:

Oh, yeah!
Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Person of the week in ev'ry Greek opinion poll
What a pro
Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talkin' SRO

He was a no one, a zero, zero
Now he's a honcho, he's a hero
He was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero, in no time flat
Zero to hero, just like that

When he smiled
The girls went wild
With oohs and aahs
Then they slapped his face
On ev'ry vase
On ev'ry 'vahse'!

From appearance fees and royalties
Our Herc had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you what's a Grecian urn

Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And this perfect package
Packed a pair of pretty pecs

Hercie, he comes, he sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were going bonkers
He showed the moxie, brains and spunk
From zero to hero, a major hunk
Zero to hero, and who'da thunk?

Who put the 'glad' in gladiator?
Hercules!
Whose daring deeds are great theater?
Hercules!
Isn't he bold?
No one braver
Is he sweet?
Our fav'rite flavor
Hercules, Hercules, Hercules...

Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy
Not conceited

He was a nothing
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's our hero!
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Herc is a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes, indeed!