Lyrics:

She Had A Gap Between Her Two Front Teeth That You Could Drive A Truck Through
breath Like A Trash Can Dumpster, That Would Kill You
she Drove A 1973, Chevy Blazer
and Her Legs Her Armpits Never Seen A Razor....
she Had Curlers In Her Hair, Window Rolled Down
dip Of Snuff, Spit On The Ground
drunk As I Was That Woman Looked Good To Me........

now I Got This Burnin Sensation When I Pee
when Im Standin In A Public Bathroom
people Stop Take A Look At Me

i Got This Burnin Sensation When I Pee

i Got This Burnin Sensation When I Pee.. Oh Hay Hay
i Got A Damn Good Feelin Your The One Who Gave It To Me
i Got Creepy Crawly Crabs Crawlin All Over Me
them Itchy Little Bastards Ya' Just Cant Get 'em To Leave