Lyrics:

spoken:
Uh yessir, do you have Man of Constant Borrow by Cledus T. Judd
No sir, somebody's already borrowed it

Constantly borrows everything

I am the man of constant borrow
There's nothing I can call my own
Some may try to say that it's all stolen
I prefer permanently loaned
He, he's the biggest mooch we ever known (known)

My grass needs mowin'
But I've got no mower
My neighbor won't let me use his
I can't really say as though I blame him
Kept it three years last time I did
(He, he thought for sure that it was his)

I need a ride down to the pawn shop
Lend me the keys to your Corvette
What do you mean, that you don't trust me
I've never not brought it back yet
(I don't think I would take that bet)
(You know dang well he's gone away)

Well you may have heard of me
Cledus T J-U-double-D
Better known as the reigning King of country parody
Coming with a new style
High profile
When I'm on the mic, well you know I get hog wild
Comedian
Extraordinaire
A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair

I know that you think
I got your chainsaw
You can't find it anywhere
I ain't cut no wood
Since way 'fore winter
I gave it back to you last fair
(Check, check, check his garage it's probably there)

I sure could use a hundred dollars
I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday
I know that's what I said the last time
You can't believe a word I say
(He,he, he, he has no plans to really pay)
Pay, pay, pay, pay