Lyrics:

Santa:
Ho ho ho ho ho
Hohohohohohoho
And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?

Sam:
I want the Billy Gilman action figure

Santa:
What about you Suzie?

Suzie:
I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene

Santa:
And what about you Cledus?

Cledus:
Well Santa
It's not what I want
It's what I want to give...

It's Christmastime in Nashville for country singers one and all
I'm going to give a right nutty party
It's Cledus' Christmas Ball

I sent out the invitations
Heck I even rented out the hall
And I've got a big SACK full of presents

Male chorus:
Cledus' Christmas ball...

Dolly Parton brought two JUGS
(*Wolf whistle*)
Of wine everyone admired
Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog

Female chorus:
Chestnut's roasting on an open fire

Somebody get Mark off of there

Ah the twin fiddles are playing'
And it's a sewingin' time for all
Yee haw
Everybody's dancin' around

Male chorus:
Cledus' Christmas ball
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Shania'a under the mistletoe
And that line was slap down the hall
Boy I hope she enjoys kissin'

Cledus' Christmas ball

Willie Nelson's homemade brownies
Brought us all good cheer
Garth retired early again

But he'll be back next year

You can count on THAT

The party's dyin' down now
So here's my present to you all
Haha
Come check out MY package

Male chorus:
Cledus' Christmas ball

It's a little bitty piece of me to you

Cledus' Christmas ball

It's an ornament for your Christmas tree
Cledus' Christmas
Ball

Suzie:
Hey
That's not Santa

Cledus:
Shhhh

Suzie:
That's Kenny Rogers
The Gambler

Cledus:
Hush yer mouth

Merry Christmas from Cledus T. Judd

Ho ho ho