Lyrics:

[To the tune of 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen']

The restroom door said 'Gentlemen'
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices,
Turned and found the place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse

The restroom door said 'Gentlemen'
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there
I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And slapped me with her bag
I could tell this just wouldn't be by day
What could I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day

The restroom door said 'Gentlemen'
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who
Had the nerve to switch the sign
Cause I've got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy oh boy
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy