Lyrics:

Styles keep a-changin', the world's re-arrangin'
But Edna, you're timeless to me
Hemlines are shorter, a beer costs a quarter
But time cannot take what comes free

You're like a stinky old cheese, babe
Just gettin' riper with age
You're like a fatal disease, babe
But there's no cure, so let this fever rage

Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit
But I take the opposite view
'Cause when I need a lift, time brings a gift
Another day with you

A twist or a waltz
It's all the same schmaltz
With just a change in the scenery
You'll never be old hat, that's that
You're timeless to me

Oh, Wilbur, all of you
Fads keep a-fadin', Castro's invading
But Wilbur, you're timeless to me
Hairdos are higher, mine feels like barbed wire
But you say I'm chic as can be

You're like a rare vintage ripple
A vintage they'll never forget
So pour me a teeny weenie triple
And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet

I can't stop eating, your hairline's receding
And soon you'll have nothing at all
So, you'll wear a wig, while I roast a pig
Hey, pass that Geritol

Glenn Miller had brass
That Chubby Checker's a gas
But they all pass eventually
You'll never be pass