Lyrics:

One day you'll say
'Why is everyone dead?
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said?'
Now we are all slaves
Monkeys run this place
It's Planet Of The Apes...

Ching ching ching ching ching ching ching
I smack a ho
Ching ching ching ching ching ching ching
I smack a ho
I'm a Korean...

Oh hello again! It's me, DJ Not Nice!
Thank you for listen to this album, bitch!
If I ever find you I will say hello, and you will give me one blowjob!
Rucka Rucka Ali!

I'm a Korean
And I like my Chinee food cooked right
'Cause they're not giving me the good rice
And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian

I don't like how my beef pork looks like
And the last time I eat your food I
Got the rice chicken beef tofu now I poop while I'm peein'

And you might not believe I could fight
I'm a white belt, but I have two stripes
I don't like all you little blue-eyed dumb white Europeans

I would just like to drink my Bud Light
Maybe bomb a couple things in Hawaii
And blow up the countries I don't like 'cause I'm a Korean

I'm not that nice
I build a bomb
Then pick a country
And blow it up
I work for NASA
We look at stars
You know Apollo?
That movie is good!

I talk like Ching Chang Chong
Why do you drop on me so napalm?
I've been trained to kill with my Tae Kwon Do
And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store
(B-b-b-b-b-b-b-Bonzai!)

I like to play Magic cards
You heard of China? I was in charge
Of Chinatown... in Vietnam
I'm still around...
You can come through to play

When I play poker I just throw all my chips in
Herro, I'm yerrow, just like Homer Simpson
I smoke coke, it's fun! You think I'm joking, mon?
I made a lot of money from Pok