Lyrics:

Hey, all you goobers!
It's time to say 'Howdy!' to your favorite undersea peanut
Goofy Goober!

All right folks!
This one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world!
Patrick and this big peanut guy!
It's a little ditty called
Goofy Goober!

Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah!

Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah!

Ho, ho, ho
DJ! Time for the test!
No baby can resist singing along to this!
SpongeBob! It's the Goofy Goober theme song!
I know!

Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah!

Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah!

Ho, ho, ho
Here's your triple goober-berry sunrise, sir
Ooh
Oh, triple goober-berry sunrise, huh?
I guess I could use one of those
Here ya go!

Ah, boy, Pat, that hit the spot
I'm feeling better already
Yeah!
Waiter, let's get another round over here!

Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah!

Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah!

Ho, ho, ho