Lyrics:

(Spoken Intro)
Ehem... And now it's time for love songs with Mr. Lunt,
The part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out,
And Sings a love song.

He said to her 'I'd like a cheeseburger...
And I might like a milkshake as well',
She said to him 'I can't give you either',
And he said 'isn't this Burger Bell?',
She said 'Yes it is, but were closed now,
But we open tomorrow at ten!',
He said 'I am extremely hungry!
But I guess I can wait until then...'

'Cause youre his Cheeseburger,
His yummy Cheeseburger,
He'll wait for you-ooh,
YAH! He'll wait for you-ooh,
Oh, You are his Cheeseburger,
His tasty Cheeseburger,
He'll wait for you-ooh,
Oh, he will wait for you.

He stayed at the drive-through till sunrise,
He may have dozed off once or twice,
When he spotted a billboard for 'Denny's',
Bacon and Eggs for half price,
How could he resist such an offer?
He REALLY needed somthing to munch!
Cheeseburger please do not get angry!
He'll eat and be back here for lunch!

'Cause youre his Cheeseburger,
His priceless Cheeseburger,
Be back for you-ooh,
He'll be back for you-ooh,
Won't be so long Cheeseburger,
Oh lovely Cheeseburger,
Be back for you-ooh,
Oh he'll be back for you!

'Cause he loves his Cheeseburger with all his heart,
And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two-ooh apart,
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees,
To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt,
Then he would wash it up for you,
Wipe it up for you,
Clean that dirty cheese up just for YOU!

You are his Cheese-bur-GER!