Lyrics:
Oh..You can tell a dirty storyIn the old conservatory...But don't go in the basement!You can make a sceneOn the mezaneneBut don't go in the basement!You can fill yourself with staticWith the ghosts up in the atticBut don't go in the basement!You can light yourself a torchOn the old front porchBut don't go in the basement!Oh you may think that it's real coolTo ride down the bannister like some darn foolOh don't go... don't GO!!Don't go in the basement!You can feel quite aloofPlaying rummy on the roofBut don't go in the basement!Where the cockroaches danceYou can wallow in romanceBut don't go in the basement!You may think that it's deluxeTo ride the bannister filled with rustOh don't go, don't go!Don't go in the basement!!!!