Lyrics:

Welcome to the BSOD instructional track for DJ's
Now let's begin
Let's start with a simple kick drum
The bass is what makes the booty move
Feel the bass
I like the bass
But I digress
Please surrender your booty to the bass
The next part to enter is the open hi-hat
The open hi-hat creates the counter-syncopation
Making you want to dance
Now lets bring in some chords

This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it

Now it is time for the breakdown
The breakdown allows the track to breathe and breaks the repetition
Now for the quiet part
Let's filter the hi-hat
Let's filter the chords
Let's filter the bass
I like the filters
I like the grooves
But I digress
Let's break it down to a kick drum
Now you should notice the dance floor is reacting
Look up from your decks
Look at the audience
It is important to show that you are alive

This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it

Let's break it down to a kick drum
The bass is what makes the booty move
Feel the bass
Remember, even though you are the DJ
It is okay to dance
Now you should notice the dance floor is reacting
Look up from your decks
Look at the audience
It is important to show that you are alive

Now you should notice the dance floor is reacting
Look up from your decks
Look at the audience
It is important to show that you are alive

This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it

If the DJ doesn't have the next track cued by now
He or she is fucked