Lyrics:

They Say The Only Sure Things In This Life Are Death And Taxes
i Don't Agree I Think That Different Kinds Of Matches
i Once Met This Old Wise Man On A Hill
he Never Gave His Uncle Sam A Damn Dollar Bill
i Said Are You Afraid To Die
he Said Son What You Talkin
i'll Be Comin Back
in That Door Your Walking
there's Only One Thing In This World You Can Count On
there's Only One Thing You Can Lay Your Money Down On
you Can Bet Your Life Your Farm Your Home On The Range
if You've Got A Woman, A Woman's Got A Mind To Change
i Said A Woman's Got A Mind, A Woman's Got A Mind To Change
i Said Oh Baby Oh Baby Oh Baby,
let's Get Us Some Chinese Food
but She Said No No No No No No
not In The Mood
we Headed Down To Pedro's Tacoria
we Ordered Up A Couple Of Those Old Salty Margaritas
you Know That Menu It Didn't Whet Her Appetite
she Said I Got A Good Idea
let's Get Chinese Food Tonight
there's Only One Thing In This World You Can Count On
there's Only One Thing You Can Lay Your Money Down On
you Can Bet Your Life Your Farm Your Home On The Range
if You've Got A Woman, A Woman's Got A Mind To Change
oh, And I Said My Woman's Got A Mind To Change
we Had Our Fling, We Had Our Thing
and She Went Back To Mister Raines
cried Some Tears, Drank Some Beers
i Got In Bed And I Turned Out The Lights
oh Then I Heard These Keys Inside My Door
famliar Footsteps Just Kind Of Move Across My Floor
said Aw Baby I Thought You Said We Were Through
she Said What Can I Say I Changed My Mind
i'd Rather Be With You
there's Only One Thing In This World You Can Count On
there's Only One Thing You Can Lay Your Money Down On
you Can Bet Your Life Your Farm Your Home