Lyrics:

I am ready, ready as anybody can be
Oh I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

Well, I got a big handle pistol built on a graveyard frame
Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain
I'm smokin' TNT, drinkin' dynamite
I hope some screwball starts a fight

'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

Well, you pretty little chicks with your curly hair
I know that you're thinkin' that I ain't nowhere
But stop what your doin', honey, come over here
I'm gonna prove to you, baby, that I ain't no square

But I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I been drinkin' gin like never before
I feel so good, I want you to know
One more drink and I wish you would
It takes a whole lotta lovin' just to make me feel good

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

Yeah, I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Yeah, I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Yeah, I'm ready for you, and I hope you're ready for me