Lyrics:

You're a blue ribbon surprise
A hot mold plastic dinosaur
You're a starfish from Florida
Give the machine another quarter
oooh watch it appear
oooh a souvenir

Take yourself a handful of sand
And put it in your hat for awhile
Or how about this rubber band
You could be my good luck charm
oooh watch it appear
oooh you're a souvenir

aaah souvenir
(I waited for you all year)
aaah souvenir
(I waited for you all year)

I am so evil in the morning
But now that we have come this far
Don't say I gave you no warning
And don't make me stop this car

(c) 1994 Scrawny Music, BMI