Lyrics:

You're a blue ribbon surprise
A hot mold plastic dinosaur
You're a starfish from Florida
Give the machine another quarter
Watch it appear
Ooh, you souvenir
Take yourself a handful of sand
And put it in your hat for awhile
Or how about this rubber band?
You could be my good luck charm
When you appear
Ooh, souvenir
Souvenir
I waited for you all year
Souvenir
I waited for you all year
I am so evil in the morning
But now that we have come this far
Don't say I gave you no warning
And don't make me stop this car
When you appear
Oooh souvenir
Souvenir
I waited for you all year
Souvenir
I waited for you all year
Souvenir
Souvenir
I waited for you all year