Lyrics:

Ladies and gentlemen
Most people record songs about love, heartbreak, loneliness, being broke
Nobody's actually went out and recorded a song about real pain
The band and I have just returned from the General Hospital
Where we caught a man in the right position
We name this song 'Constipation Blues'

Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
I don't believe I can take much more
Let it go

Got a pain down inside
Won't be denied
Yeah, every time I try
I can't be satisfied
Let it go!
Let it, let it go!

This pain down inside
Just won't let me be satisfied
Let it go!

Splash!
Feel, ah, I-I feel alright
Yes-ah, I'm beginning to feel alright now
Splash!
Yeah, yeah, I tell ya, everything's gonna be alright
Splash!
Flush

Phew
Phew
Phew...
Feel alright