Lyrics:

Bell on door clank, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
'Sit down chair, don't be afraid'
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed
Uh, uh

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's butt

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved