Lyrics:

Would you like to learn to dance?
Well I can show you that
Gotta book here with all you need to know
We can draw the Arthur Murray patterns right here on the floor
And all ya have to do is follow
And then we'll dance around the room a while
You can lead now if you want to, I don't mind
Nothin' I wouldn't do to see a smile
Go dancin' 'cross your face in perfect time
Dancin' 'cross your face in perfect time

Would you like to learn to sing?
I can teach you that
Here's an old song that's good for the start
You can sing all the high parts if you really try
And I'll play along the tune on my guitar
And then we'll sing together for a little while
Let the harmony go ringin' in your mind
And you sing so much better when, when you sing with a smile
All the notes come out so sweet and high
All the notes come out so sweet and high

Would you like to learn to love?
Well, that's somethin' else again
I can show you how to sing and smile and dance
Oh I have no keys to open your heart
And no way that I could make you take the chance
And so we'll dance around the room again
And we'll sing a tune or two to pass the time
And smile a lot and if you really want to
We can try a little lovin', I don't mind
Try a little lovin', I don't mind, I don't mind