Lyrics:

I Think I'm Going To Katmandu,
that's Really, Really Where I'm Going To.
if I Ever Get Out Of Here,
that's What I'm Gonna Do.
k-K-K-K-K-Katmandu,
i Think That's Where I'm Going To.
if I Ever Get Out Of Here,
i'm Going To Katmandu.

i Got No Kick Against The West Coast
warner Brothers Are Such Good Hosts.
i Raise My Whiskey Glass And Give Them A Toast,
i'm Sure They Know It's True.
i Got No Rap Against The Southern States.
every Time I've Been There It's Been Great.
but Now I'm Leaving And I Can't Be Late
and To Myself Be True.

that's Why I'm Going To Katmandu,
up To The Mountains Where I'm Going To,
and If I Ever Get Out Of Here That's What I'm Gonna Do.
k - K - K - K - K - Katmandu,
that's Really, Really Where I'm Going To,
oh, If I Ever Get Out Of Here I'm Going To Katmandu.

i Got No Quarrel With The Midwest,
the Folks Out There Have Given Me Thier Best.
i Lived There All My Life, I've Been Thier Guest,
i Sure Have Loved It, Too.
i'm Tired Of Looking At The T.v. News.
i'm Tired Of Driving Hard And Paying Dues.
i Figure, Baby, I've Got Nothing To Lose,
i'm Tired Of Being Blue.

that's Why I'm Going To Katmandu,
up To The Mountains Where I'm Going To.
if I Ever Get Out Of Here That's What I'm Gonna Do.
k - K - K - K - K - Katmandu,
take Me, Baby, 'cause I'm Going With You.
if I Ever Get Out Of Here I'm Going To Katmandu.

i Ain't Got Nothing 'gainst The East Coast.
you Want Some People Where They Got The Most.
and New York City's Like A Friendly Ghost,
you Seem To Pass Right Through.
i Know I'm Gonna Miss The U.s.a.,
i Guess I'll Miss It Every Single Day,
but No One Loves Me Here Anyway,
i Know My Playing Is Through.

that's Why I'm Going To Katmandu,
up To The Mountains Where I'm Going To.
if I Ever Get Out Of Here,
that's What I'm Gonna Do.

k-K-K-K-K-Katmandu,
really, Really Going To,
if I Ever Get Out Of Here,
if I Ever Get Out Of Here,
if I Ever Get Out Of Here,
i'm Going To Katmandu.