Lyrics:

I'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Dick
and When You're Feeling Sick, Babe, I Know A Trick
it's Sex, And It's Sex, You'll Be Feelin' All Right
hey, Let's Have Sex Together And Forever Tonight

i'm Your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor Dick
and I Gonna Heal You With My Fabulous Stick
so, Undress, Please Undress, But Don't Be A Sleeper
i Will Touch You, I Will Touch You, D-D-D-D-Deeper

come On, Please Help Me, Doctor Dick
i Need Your Love, I Feel So Sick
i Need A Kick And You're So Big
oh, Doctor, Please, Deep, Deep, Deeper

help Me, Doctor Dick
my Fever's Rising, Please Come Quick
i Know You Know A Little Trick
oh, Doctor, Please, Deep, Deep, Deeper

come On, Help Me, Doctor Dick
come On, Doctor, Help Me Quick
d-D-D-D-Deeper

come On, Help Me, Doctor Dick,
come On, Doctor, Help Me Quick
d-D-D-D-Deeper

i'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Dick
oh, Baby, I Can Heal Your Nervous Tic
so Lay Down, Hey, Lay Down, I Will Check What Is Wrong
so, Get A Thrill, Take This Pill, It Moves You Along

i'm Your Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Doctor Dick
i Can Make You Feel Good And You Can Make Me Big
and For Sure, Got A Cure, 'cause You're Not A Peeper
i Will Touch You, I Will Touch You, D-D-D-D-Deeper