Lyrics:

[Intro]
If all the world's a stage
Then you're my favorite actress
If all of life's a game
I sure could use the practice
(exhale)
I wouldn't call this a love song...

[Chorus]
You want me pounding on the church doors
Singing from a street light
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood
And this is real life
I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain
I say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a sure fire way to get your heart to break
That's Hollywood
And this is real life
You want Hollywood

[Bridge]
If all the world's a stage
Then you're my favorite actress
If all of life's a game
I sure could use the practice
Oh, I wouldn't call this a love song

[Chorus]
You want me pounding on the church doors
Singing from a street light
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood
And this is real life
I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain
I say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a sure fire way to get your heart to break
That's Hollywood
And this is real life
You want Hollywood
And this is real life

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
You want me pounding on the church doors
Singing from a street light
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood
And this is real life
I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain
I say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a sure fire way to get your heart to break
That's Hollywood
And this is real life
You want Hollywood
And this is real life