Lyrics:

I read this thing in a magazine that said when a girl has an orgasm it releases an oxytocin in the brain

The oxytocin stimulates the woman's affection and attachment

So maybe if I'd been a bit more selfish in bed you wouldn't have to confuse me now

And I heard this story about when you were on holiday last year
You got drunk and started talking about me
The things you said

I know I said I'd never do it
I thought I couldn't do it
I think I need a friend

[Instrumental]

[Unspecified recording]
It's an outrage that these individuals who are unknown in the field of modern music can come and just take a swipe at Falkirk. There are two ways to get on in show business one is to be outrageous and the other one is to have talent and obviously they have nothing of the latter.