Lyrics:

Yeah, this song is about your Mother!
Your Mother!

My Mother buys Diamonds, my Mother buys Pearls.
You know my Mommy is, she's a Pearl of a Girl.
I hate my Mother, I hate my Wife.
I'd like to kill 'em both, it's a fact of life!
I'd like to plan it now, I'm gonna use a knife!

My wife is a Hippo, she's as Big as a House.
I'm gonna feed her, a poisonous mouse.
I hate my Daughter, I hate my Mom.
Their clothing's a mess, I hope they buy a farm.
I gotta run away, I'd like to use a Bomb.

Mommy, Mommy.
Mommy, Mommy.
Mommy, Mommy.
Mommy, Mommy.

My Daughter buys Diamonds, my daughter buys Pearls.
You know my Daughter is, she's a Pearl of a Girl.
I hate my Daughter, I hate my Mom.
I'd like to see 'em dead, I hope they buy a Farm.
I'm gonna plan it now, I'm gonna use a Bomb!

Mommy, Mommy.
Mommy, Mommy.
Mommy, Mommy.
Mommy, Mommy.

I hate them dames!