Lyrics:

Mr. Y welcomes you to Phantasma!

Featuring Dr. Gangle, Master of Ceremonies

Miss Fleck, Aerialist Extraordinaire

The Amazing Squelch, the World's Strongest Man

And direct from Paris, France

It's Coney Island's Ooh-La-La Girl!

Miss Meg Giry!

Welcome
Each and everyone
To our festival of fun

Something notable and new

We bring glamor from afar
Plus a touch of the bizarre

And it's only for you

See the wonders of our age
All assembled on our stage

Too fantastic to be true

What sensation seekers seek
Every kind of living freak

And it's only for you
If it's marvel and illusion that your soul and body crave
You'll be leaving here content without a doubt
Are you ready? Are you willing?
Are you braver than the brave?
There's an oh-so simple way of finding out

Is your life a little hum-drum?
Is your wife a little glum?

We've a remedy for all who wear a frown
We won't bite you we'll delight you
We invite you to succumb
To this singular attraction
Which is offered at a fraction
Of the price of any other show in town

We've got jugglers from the East
We've got vermin
We've got beasts

It's a pretty heavy brew

We've a fiddler from the West
Who is said to be possessed

And it's only for you

We bring magic, we bring mirth
We've been halfway 'round the earth
From Turin to Timbuktu
To present to you today
This delectable display
Which is only for you
Such a show you've never seen
Such a show there's never been
And today's our grand debut
Prince and pauper come on in
Let the spectacle begin
Cause it's only for you
Let the banners be unfurled
Raise the curtain on our world
Without any more adieu
Mr. Y has all you need
Satisfaction guaranteed
And it's only for you

Welcome each and everyone
To our festival of fun

For you!

Ladies and gentlemen
Miss Meg Giry
The Ohh-La-La Girl

Five shows daily

Only here at Phantasma!