Lyrics:

Well now I'm sick, sober and sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, sober and sorry
But look at?the?fun that I?had

I met with a gal in?a tavern
Oh, what a beautiful dream
We had three or four, then had several more
And that's when I went off my beam

Now I'm sick, sober and sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, sober and sorry
But look at the fun that I had

The jukebox so loudly was playing
Each couple having a ball
But of all of them gals, their sweethearts and pals
I'll bet I'm the sickest of all

Now I'm sick, sober and sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, sober and sorry
But look at the fun that I had

Outside I was hailing a taxi
I got one this time without fail
It sported a star, I never got far
Was only three blocks to the jail

Now I'm sick, sober and sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, sober and sorry
But look at the fun that I had