Lyrics:

If your mother hasn't heard
About the band she will
She will if it takes 30 years she will
If I could tell your mother
About the band I would
I would tell your mother about the band

It's not unheard of, so I've been told
When your mother knows the name of a band
When your mother knows the name of a band
When your mother knows the name of a band
The band made it

She may read it in the paper
She may catch us on the tube
She may hear it on the radio
To her it may sound crude
If the music doesn't catch her
On the name I hope she's sold

I spoke to the boys in the band I did
Spoke to the boys in the band
We came up, we came up with plan we did
A plan for the boys in the band

We'll take your mother on the road
And teach her the guitar
If she doesn't like the bus
She can ride in the car
It may look freaky
It may be bold
But it's not unheard of, so I've been told
When your mother knows the name of a band
When your mother knows the name of a band
When your mother knows the name of a band
The band made it