Lyrics:

You got me horny in the morning and you know
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the post
The post, it takes so long so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird, ooh, ooh
I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land who looked like you
I will keep searching on, this feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you
And I like you, yeah, I like you
And I like you
I like you, I like you, I like you
I like you, I like you, I like you
And I feel horny, horny tonight
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
The post, it takes so long so I gotta sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you and the things you make me too
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny