Lyrics:

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa I am a dull and simple lad Can not tell water from champagne And i have never met the queen And i wish i could have all that he has got I wish i could be like david watts Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa And when i lie on my pillow at night I dream i could fight like david watts Lead the school team to victory And take my exams and pass the lot (wish i could be) Wish i could be like david watts (wish i could be) Wish i could be like david watts (wish i could be) Conduct my life like david watts (wish i could be) I wish i could be like david watts Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa He is the head boy at the school He is the captain of the team He is so gay and fancy free And i wish all his money belonged to me I wish i could be like david watts Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa And all the girls in the neighborhood Try to go out with david watts They try their best but can't succeed For he is of pure and noble breed Wish i could be like Wish i could be like Wish i could be like Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa (repeat)