Lyrics:

Hercules, Hercules

Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll
What a pro
Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talking S.R.O.
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero
He was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero
In no time flat
Zero to hero
Just like that
When he smiled
The girls went wild with 'ooh's and 'aah's
And they slapped his face on every vase
On every vase
From appearance fees and royalties
Our Herc had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you what the Grecians earn
Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
An awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And his perfect package and a pair of pretty pecs
Hercie, he comes he sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were going bonkers
He showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zero to hero
A major hunk
From zero to hero
And who'd have thunk?

Who put the 'glad' in 'gladiator'?
Hercules!
Whose daring deeds are great theater?
Hercules!
Is he bold?
No one braver
Is he sweet?
My favorite flavor
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy
Not conceited
He was a nothin'
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's our hero
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Herc is a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes indeed