Lyrics:

Bill Grundy's Intro

i Have Never Seen Five Thousand Yobbos In My Life
i Promise You I'm Only Going To Speak To You Now
for A Few Seconds
but A Bit Later I'm Going To Tell You
about How I Made The Fortune Of Punk Rock
since I Think That Music Starts With Johann Sebastian Bach
and Ends With Franz Schubert
you're Going To Have To Listen A Bit Later
about My Interview On Television
the First They'd Ever Had
bad Language
see You Later
enjoy Yourselves