Lyrics:

Well red alert
She scream and curse
Three hundred six degrees
I held her purse
She dropped her skirt
And smiled gratefully

But, no one knows what it's really like
It ended happily
Three stars
Three stars
Three stars

Well amidst her stall
She took a fall
And landed on her knees
She blew a kiss
And bit my wrist
Till the tension eased

But, no one knows what it's really like
It ended happily
Three stars
Three stars
Three stars

Well red alert or just desserts
Are swinging tree to tree
And even worse
We scream and curse in perfect harmony

But, no one knows what it's really like
It ended happily
Three stars
Three stars
Three stars

Three stars
Three stars
Three stars

Three stars
Three stars
Three stars