Lyrics:

Got me the strangest woman –
Believe me; this chic’s no cinch.
But I really get her going
When her get ‘round my big ten-inch!
-Record of a band that plays the blues.
Well, a band that plays the blues!
She just loves my big ten-inch
Record of her favorite blues.
Now, now, babe!

Last night, I tried to tease her -
I gave my love a little pinch.
She said, “Now, stop that jivin’!
Now, whip out your big ten-inch!
-Record of a band that plays the blues.
Well, a band that plays the blues!”
She just loves my big ten-inch
Record of her favorite blues.
I-I-I cover her with kisses,
And when we’re in a lovers’ clench,
She gets all excited
When she begs for my big ten-inch!
-Record of a band that plays the blues.
Well, a band that plays the blues!
She just loves my big ten-inch
Record of her favorite blues.

My gal don’t go for smokin’!
Liquor just maker her flinch!
Seems she don’t go for nothin’!
‘Cept for my big ten-inch!
-Record of a band that plays the blues.
Band that plays the blues!
She just loves my big ten-inch
Record of her favorite blues.