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Song: | Big Shot |
Album: | Cornology | Genres: | Rock |
Year: | 1968 |
Length: | 208 sec |
Lyrics:
Stanshall
I am the Big Shot. You heard me right the first time, name of bachelor, Johnny Cool. Occupation: big shot. Occupation at the moment: just having fun. What a party that was, the drinks were loaded and so were the dolls. I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan, then I saw... Hotsy. What a dame, a big bountiful babe, in the region of 48-23-38. One hell of a region. She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima, I had to stand back for fear of being burned. 'Whisky-wow-wow', I breathed; she was dressed as Biffo the Bear. In that kind of outfit, she could get rolled at night... And I don't mean on a crap table.
'It's kind of revealing, isn't it?' 'Revealing? It's positively risqué, I like it.' She said, 'You're the man of a thousand G's, right?' 'A thousand what?', I quipped, 'Why, G-man, girls, guns, guts... You're my type' 'Wrong, baby!', I slapped her hard, 'I'm an L-man. Strictly liquor, love and laughs' She stared over my shoulder. 'Play it cool, Johnny.' 'Play it what?', I flipped. 'Listen, I fought my way up from tough East-Side New York. Lead-filled socks and sub-machine guns. Like this!'
She said, 'Johnny this is a deadly game, have a few laughs and go home.' I shuddered. Normally I pack a rod in pyjamas; I carry nothing but scars from Normandy Beach. I said, 'Wrong, baby, you can't fool me.' She spat playfully. 'I'm ahead of you, Johnny.' I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said, 'Baby, you're so far ahead it's beautiful!'
'You, you are, you're eccentric, I like that.' 'Electric, Cherie, bug off my rocket, tu comprends?' We spoke French fluently. Our lips met again and again, 'Yeah yeah yeah,' I slobbered. Hotsy said, 'You're slobbering all over the seat, kid.' I went home, late. Very late. What could I say to my wife? 'Darling, I've been beaten up again'? Let's face it, she's credulous as hell. A punk stopped me on the street. He said, 'You got a light, mac?' I said, 'No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat.'
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