Lyrics:

Whoa, baby, you're a nag (Nag, nag, naggity nag)
You're a nag (Nag, nag, naggity nag)
You're a nag (Nag, nag, naggity nag)
You're a nag (Nag, nag, naggity nag)
Would you go do this and go do that, nag (Nag, nag, naggity nag)

(Nag) You're always tellin' me what to do
(Nag) I just can't seem to get rid of you
(You're a nag) You order me around just like a slave
(Nag) You're gonna send me to an early grave
Would you go fix the bacon and don't burn the toast
(Run down to the butcher shop and buy me a roast)
(Nag) When is your naggin' ever gonna stop?
(Nag) You always seem to be a-blowin' your top
(You're a nag) One of these days I'm gonna lose my mind
(Nag) Jump out a window and I'll be real fine
Would you go do this and go do that
(Wash up all the dishes, and don't you talk back)

When I met you you were oh so sweet
Now you give m? the bread and you take all th? meat
You're always screamin' and hollerin' loud
I'm gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud

You're a nag (Nag, nag, naggity nag)
You're a nag (Nag, nag, naggity nag)
You're a nag (Nag, nag, naggity nag)
You're a nag (Nag, nag, naggity nag)
Would you go do this and go do that, nag
(Nag, nag, naggity nag) Hey you, get out of here

When I met you, you were oh so sweet
Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat
You're always screamin' and hollerin' loud
I'm gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud

You're a nag (Nag, nag, naggity nag)
You're a nag (Nag, nag, naggity nag)
You're a nag (Nag, nag, naggity nag)
You're a nag (Nag, nag, naggity nag)
Would you go do this and go do that, nag
(Nag, nag, naggity nag) Oh, get out of here